Freelance journo. Artist for commission. Pro at cat and/or child wrangling. Obnoxious Twitter-user. Maker-upper of words. Writer of long sentences.

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@HayleyTweeet — 1,476 followers, 10,381 tweets

Nov 16, 2017

So this morning, the child was hiding his hand in his jacket pocket, and I was like, "Hmmm..." And, as I was taking him to school, I happened to notice it peeking out of his sleeve. He had put on my cast and crappily wrapped it up in gauze and bandages. 😑 Ugh, you.

Nov 15, 2017

Favorite odd typo of the day. Ingredients. Ing-gerd-i-beints. Ingredients. https://t.co/qBXyZJdKFM

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