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@hels — 40,158 followers, 54,056 tweets

Nov 22, 2017

I recorded audio of me singing this, someone give me a record deal

Nov 22, 2017

I make tree nuts fall in avalanches / I say chitter-chatter when I speak / I leap off the narrowest of branches / with a pound and a half of chestnuts in my cheek

Nov 22, 2017

I make tree nuts fall in avalanches / I say chitter-chatter when I speak / I leap off the airiest of tree-tops / with a pound and a half of chestnuts in my cheek

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