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RT @markedly: "Oh, we're $16 now." - Salads
@NoodleHeiress It genuinely would cost more to mail them to you than to buy them new
Everything else I have to do this giveaway dance of finding someone who wants it but also doesn’t mind that it’s partially used and then we have to meet up and and and
The big upside to how affordable all the Ordinary products are is I don’t feel guilty about just throwing them away when they totally don’t work for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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