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@henryalford — 4,094 followers, 2,137 tweets

Jul 21, 2017

Humidity is the Universe's attempt to tell us that it, too, has armpits

Jul 20, 2017

Hot dog: not a sandwich. Beef Wellington: not a sandwich. Ice cream sandwich: a sandwich that understands your feelings about lettuce.

Jul 15, 2017

Envy is man at his most parochial. We are in awe of God but jealous of the mayor.

Jul 15, 2017

RT @MrKamp: Got the first complete look at @KenBurns & @LynnNovick’s Vietnam doc, for @VanityFair. It’s... resonant. https://t.co/FEyQpYwr

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