Writer, reader, talker, traveller, pork enthusiast and punctuation Nazi. Brooklynite, via Derbyshire and Kensal Rise.

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@mulkerrins — 1,114 followers, 1,400 tweets

@_DanielJHenry All done. You should be able to DM me now.
@michaelidato Carb-dodging just isn't sexy. But you should keep some in stock for out-of-towners who like a massive glycemic index.
LA, we need to have words. First, you give me superflu, then, when I order Thai from my deathbed, it doesn't even come with rice. WTAF?
@EffiEustace YAYS. Let me know dates ASAP so I can lock it in. Dying to see you. X
@EffiEustace See you next Weds? It's been WAY too long. X
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