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@OneJaredNewman — 6,125 followers, 23,458 tweets

Nov 22, 2017

Some pastor in St Louis gave my email to his dentist's office and they keep trying to confirm his appointments with me. Tried to tell them several times, eventually said I wouldn't be responsible for his tooth decay. https://t.co/r1bmA4Xi88

Nov 22, 2017

@RealBenGilbert Oh yeah there's nothing sadder than cherry tomatoes on a bagel. It's a desperation move.

Nov 22, 2017

@RealBenGilbert Onions got to go directly onto the CC as well. Can't help you with the cukes as I would use one large slice of tomato instead.

Nov 22, 2017

@MC_pharmakom I'm sort of meh on adhesive pads. I had one on my Surface Pro 3 Type Cover and it eventually fell off.

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