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Javon Parris

The Nation's Capital

Father. Leader. Follower. Entertainer. Worshipper. Thinker. Often wrong, but never in doubt. Layer upon layer of dormantly relaxed muscle.

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@jeaparris — 661 followers, 18,953 tweets

Aug 24, 2017

RT @ClassicDadMoves: Players find out their coach used to tour with MC Hammer and make him do the Hammer Time dance. He nails it. https://t.co/sQeNIjdHfj

Aug 24, 2017

RT @ChrisPaulComedy: ESPN announces that broadcaster Sandy Dusky will not be announcing the Penn State opener.

Aug 20, 2017

RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Dick Gregory and Jerry Lewis in a 12 hour span? That shit happens in threes. I'm rollin' up in bubble wrap and layin'…

Aug 20, 2017

Pour out a little Bahamian diet shake tonight for my main man Dick Gregory. #RIP

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