Eats, writes about it. Ponces about on telly. Plays a bit of jazz piano. Has big hair. Doesn't accept comps. Foreign.

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@jayrayner1 — 189,723 followers, 33,355 tweets

Jun 26, 2017

Which bit of your website statement that you have an 'age restriction of 15 years and over' did I misunderstand?  https://twitter.com/malichopz/status/879387180015259651 

Jun 26, 2017

@arrangerspiano precisely. We still need a date you and I!

Jun 26, 2017

I'm never coming to somewhere that has an age restriction of 15 or over. get over yourselves.  https://twitter.com/malichopz/status/879257119383576577 

Jun 26, 2017

A new low. A dept of @WhichUK gets in touch. Claims charitable status and asks me to write for them for free.

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