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Jean-Luc Bouchard

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Deputy Growth Editor, New Initiatives — Quartz

Contributor @TheOnion, growth editor @qz, fiction writer. Voted Best Soft Leg Meat by a committee of small, mean dogs.

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Anthropology PhD candidate in 3043 presenting dissertation on my life: The most incredible thing I discovered was that he had over 30 different words to describe people who never texted him back Professor: Fascinating
Listen, if a complete shutdown is good enough for me, it's good enough for the government
Can you imagine how fucking uncomfortable it would be if you were a turtle whose name was Yertle
We were so poor growing up that my dad just called it Richard's Almanack
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