Writer (@usatodaytravel, @munchies, @triad_city_beat) record collector, Jeopardy! winner. We could be best friends. Want to hire me? jacastrodale [at] gmail.

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@gordonshumway — 68,036 followers, 5,215 tweets

Jun 14, 2017

I thought I was visited by three wise men, but it was just my Magination.

Jun 13, 2017

@WesleyStace So they were one Tolkien over the line? (Goodbye forever)

Jun 13, 2017

A girl I went to high school with just blocked me, so I've lost my No. 1 source for pyramid schemes & reminders that HILLARY DID BENGHAZI.

Jun 10, 2017

My hairdresser's new assistant said she thought I was in my 20s, and now I know what real love is.

Jun 08, 2017

I'm at the Apple Store behind a Nana who wants someone to tell her what her email password is. Greatest Generation, my ass.

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