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@gordonshumway — 67,652 followers, 5,349 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

RT @arielknutson: "Lock eyes with the Tom Turkey float during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and feel the deep, unshakeable sadne…

Nov 15, 2017

When I was in Egypt, I learned that eating macaroni and rice TOGETHER IN THE SAME BOWL is a thing that is encouraged. https://t.co/xcRCP269vQ

Nov 15, 2017

RT @munchies: Stove Top Stuffing is selling the next best thing to stuffing: elastic Thanksgiving dinner pants…

Nov 15, 2017

RT @munchies: Police department advises against making a license plate from a pizza box  http://bit.ly/2mp3Vuy  https://t.co/zcpwuGonmP

Nov 15, 2017

@MenInBlazers This is my proudest achievement to date. Thank you!

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