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Nov 19, 2017

@LadyBirdMovie On the way home we smelled a skunk and my mom said, "Jenn? Are you using a vape pen?" I resisted the urge to throw myself out of the moving vehicle, a la Lady Bird circa 2002

Nov 19, 2017

Going to see @LadyBirdMovie with my family and my dad just confessed he thought it was a biopic about First Lady “Lady Bird” Johnson. He’s now more excited to see it knowing it’s not.

Nov 19, 2017

RT @EmmaSpecter: it is so good & so pure to be hungover at the glendale mall in 80-degree heat, watching them light the big christmas tree

Nov 19, 2017

RT @maggieNYT: US president says he should have left US citizens imprisoned by non-democratic regime because the family didn’t ack…

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