Search Tweets

Twitter Feed

@CandyandPizza — 3,412 followers, 5,623 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

I like to pretend I’m a powerful French philanthropist whenever I put jam on my toast.

Nov 18, 2017

Am I crazy or is the beach house episode of Friends, where Christine Taylor shaves her head, always on TV?

Nov 17, 2017

I promise I’ll never post videos of me working out on social media

Show More