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Jessi Sanfilippo

Oklahoma City, OK
Founder and Blogger, Shuggilippo

a fly ass motherfunner from the internet. watch yo self.

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"I can't believe I could buy 200 Tide pods for $20!" -teenage child at the airport just now
People are cutting up their poops with a knife so they'll flush?! You've got to be chopped-up-shitting me.
Them: Assemble. March. Have boots on the ground. Me:
I call this piece "Sunrise from the Sky while Some Woman Has the Nerve to Eat a Gat Damb Yogurt… 
So many @Lin_Manuel lookalikes on my @SouthwestAir flight to Denver this morning. So many.
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