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@JimDever — 4,276 followers, 3,630 tweets

Sep 18, 2017

Child attempts fist bump. Confused, gaseous old man shakes his pinky instead. https://t.co/63WzsczXSi

Sep 13, 2017

People always say "sit back, relax and enjoy." But sitting back makes me really tense. So f*ck off.

Sep 06, 2017

.@realDonaldTrump Unneccesary use of parentheses where a comma would have been better. Unclear, unfocused, contradictory message. See me. D+ https://t.co/w40UQ2LgcY

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