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Joan Niesen

Chicago, IL
Staff Writer — Sports Illustrated

Staff writer at Sports Illustrated. When I was four years old, my favorite movies were Jaws, Shaka Zulu and The Little Mermaid.

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Jun 22, 2017

This someone was my boyfriend, and the season I spent covering said back tattoo feels like 48.5 years ago. 

Jun 22, 2017

@robertmays It's a good thing I listened closely in D.A.R.E., because me on meth would be scary.

Jun 22, 2017

My boyfriend does this impression of me where he moves his head around a lot, gets crazy eyes and talks fast. I have become that impression.

Jun 22, 2017

@TheJeremyNabors The reference is listening to him speak for the past year. I think downplaying is a fair characterization. Agree, he could never be candid.

Jun 22, 2017

I didn't drink coffee until 2015 because at baseline I have the mannerisms of an excited bird. I just tried a Nitro Cold Brew. Goodbye.

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