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Joan Niesen

Chicago, IL
Staff Writer — Sports Illustrated

Staff writer at Sports Illustrated. Pilates instructor at @chicagopilates. Cat lady and pale human extraordinaire.

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@JoanNiesen — 9,875 followers, 10,772 tweets

Aug 21, 2017

IT IS ECLIPSING AND I AM PREPARED. (Yes guys I know my sunglasses are useless.)

Aug 20, 2017

@CaitlinSwieca My mom used to tell me in high school that nothing good happens after 1 am. At almost 30, I'm fairly sure nothing good happens after 10 pm.

Aug 19, 2017

Not a cloud in the sky, sitting in the shade (I am exceedingly sunburn-prone), the Cubs aren't winning...

Aug 18, 2017

@robertmays But really what were my 20s besides a parade of lukewarm cheese-topped food eaten in or en route to/from Columbia, MO?

Aug 18, 2017

@robertmays Change you... into a person who eats them lukewarm for breakfast.

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