Joe Cristiano on Muck Rack

Joe Cristiano

Currently New York City
Producer — WAXQ-FM (New York, NY)

90's music savant. Trainer of Trash Pandas. A Simpsons reference for every situation. Can properly pronounce Quay.

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@aliandresini hahaha my co-worker's fantasy team name is Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles! I still laugh every time I see/hear his name
Q: who would you like to see play each other in the #SuperBowl? A: that's easy. Boston and Philly. Because no matter who loses, one of those cities will burn down. Makes for exciting Monday morning QBing
Holy hell. Sunday at #TraderJoes in #Hoboken is a contact sport. Might be 150 people in the checkout line, most wearing yoga pants and football attire. One of the crew members is handing lollipops and I shouted, "oh god they're giving us sugar rations so we don't pass out!!"
Holy hell. Sunday at #TraderJoe's in #Hoboken is a contact sport. Might be 150 people in the checkout line, most wearing yoga pants and football attire. One of the crew members is handing lollipops and I shouted, "oh god they're giving us sugar rations so we don't pass out!!"
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