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@Joelmentum — 3,688 followers, 21,547 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

This tweet would have made more sense if I had written “mop bucket” instead of “Waffle House.” 

Nov 18, 2017

I once saw someone carrying a waffle house behind the counter. Nothing wrong with that, until she hoisted it up and used it to fill the orange juice dispenser (with juice, admittedly)

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