Jon Horowitz on Muck Rack

Jon Horowitz

Contributor, Parade
As seen in: Parade Magazine

Life is too important to be taken seriously -Oscar Wilde //writing, makin' movies, makin' music, playin' soccer, and being a dad in Brooklyn, NY.//

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@WitzPickz — 148 followers, 908 tweets

Sep 22, 2017

I don't think ANYONE is excited enough about lamps having outlets. People! They're LAMPS with OUTLETS!! That's convenient AF!!!

Sep 20, 2017

I legit love every one of these. I open my phone and the artwork calms me before I open a social media app that enrages me.

Sep 20, 2017

While mathematically impossible, it's nevertheless true that every single #MLB team won their game tonight EXCEPT for the #Dodgers...

Sep 15, 2017

"Apologize for untruth!" Sounds like something George Constanza would shout immediately after lying. "It's a lie-pology, Jerry!!"

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