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@JoshSWolk — 3,582 followers, 3,012 tweets

Jul 20, 2017

Apparently I do NOT like a poop joke as much as the next guy, assuming the inventor of these is the next guy.

Jul 20, 2017

It's sad that NY diners are fading but please protect NY delis so this macaroni and mayo-bubble salad will live behind sneeze guards forever

Jul 16, 2017

Why did the feminist go to the traditional Greek wedding? She wanted to smash the plate-riarchy! Also she went to college with the bride

Jul 11, 2017

I love brainteasers! Is the answer, "the surgeon was his mother!" or "he got into the noose by standing on a giant ice cube"?

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