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@woolygoatbeast — 160 followers, 4,442 tweets

Jun 24, 2017

Maybe the best red zone running back in history. But at his peak he could score from anywhere on the field. Great third down back too. https://t.co/Xa1MjcBvEM

Jun 23, 2017

I'm here because these traits were helpful in some way to people before me. I just have to find the right way to use them.

Jun 23, 2017

@HeerJeet Millennials are bunch of firefighters running towards a burning house. While the people who lit it on fire attempt to give them life lessons

Jun 23, 2017

Don't read too much into the fact that a goat is asking the question.

Jun 23, 2017

Has anyone ever considered replacing Congress with a bunch of actual donkeys and elephants? What would be the downside in doing that?

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