Julia Hays on Muck Rack

Julia Hays

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Staff Writer- CBS Interactive

Retired college mascot. (That was me!)

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How many homicides is Elf on the Shelf responsible for every year?
I don't remember when I became such a snob, but if I see an adult in flip flops who isn't engaging in a water sport or just leaving a pedicure then I assume there's something wrong with them.
I have to pee, but my leg feel asleep. Please send your prayers.
My boss just offered me a bagel and I said "sorry, I'm off solid foods this week." So yes, 'tis the season for VERY HIGH levels of self-loathing.
I can't wait to eat out a turkey's ass this week.
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