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@kashanacauley — 68,283 followers, 367 tweets

RT @nwalks: After crying in public I walked into a pet store that turned out to be a center for wounded birds. My life is now j… https://t.co/oPdQzCGQ7p
Just woke up from the sexiest dream ever: We melted down all the guns and used their metal to build affordable housing.
RT @colsonwhitehead: I take it it’s not so they can amend it to “nation of immigrants, dispossessed native people, and kidnapped chattel… https://t.co/zLDxDdBOa0
RT @ZackBornstein: EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT BED BATH & BEYOND IS A LIE https://t.co/EXCt5MmmGy
From now on the anti-gun lobby shall be known as the pro-life movement.
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