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@KatePalbom — 250 followers, 1,352 tweets

Jul 14, 2017

I wish my name was Sir. I'd probably get more jobs. #beyoncetwins

Jul 13, 2017

can those two guys just go ahead and fight so everyone will shut up about it already? #MMA

Jul 11, 2017

I am on the #MitchMcConnell diet. That's the one where you just worry a lot & then projectile vomit when you see his face. #thinspiration

Jul 10, 2017

RT @davequast: At least Ivanka has a Ph.D in International Relations. Oh, wait...that's Chelsea Clinton, who people think should shut up.

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