Journalist and cultural critic. Steam punk(ish) fantasy writer. Jazz/ fusion/ funk/blues musician

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@kaoblues — 1,674 followers, 9,008 tweets

Try paying your mortgage with thoughts and prayers. Hell, try buying a hamburger. 
This may be Borowitz, but it’s more truth than fiction... 
Problem solved overnight. Only weapon you’d be able to find anywhere would be a slingshot. A picture of one.... 
Nothing wrong with praying. Just get busy once you’re through. 
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