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Ad Review: Skittles Makes the Play of the Week

Pharmaceutical Marketers Need to Take a Chill Pill

adage.com — Are pharmaceutical executives insane or have they simply been dipping into the product a little too much? It's a rude question, I know, but it's one worth asking. I was a little flummoxed by some of the industry "reasoning" put forward in our piece about pharmaceutical companies turning to terror tactics in their marketing.

Video Ad Review: AT&T Anti-Texting Ad a Punch in the Gut

McDonald's win is only the beginning for Wendy Clark and Omnicom

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McDonald's Win is Only the Beginning for Wendy Clark

adage.com — Holding Company Has 120 Days to Build 'Agency of the Future' Wendy Clark was almost speechless. Almost. And only for a minute. But according to the DDB North America CEO, she and Omnicom staffers who'd been working on the pitch for the McDonald's creative review had arrived for a Monday morning meeting with the "understanding it was going to be a commercial terms discussion."

The New York Times Is a Master of Trolling

adage.com — It's become fashionable to complain about the state of online "journalism" as various sites do what needs to be done to boost page views and goose the most-emailed list. Even as we envy all that sweet, sweet traffic, we castigate. We roll our eyes at Gawker's latest hit job on a beloved pop-culture icon.

TV 'News' Scores an Epic Fail for an Epic Flood

adage.com — Dear NewsBot, I've got a bone to pick with you, whatever gender you may be. I'm angry. And I'm angry about the fact that I'm even angry, that I've become one of those clowns writing an "open letter." The truth is I typically don't care about TV news or, as I like to refer to it, TV "news."

Clinton Campaign: Don't Look at This Trump Ad

adage.com — Rebuilding America Now, a super-PAC affiliated with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, is running an anti-Hillary Clinton ad. It's election season, this is what campaigns do. But, according to the New York Post, the Clinton camp is so worked up over the spot that it's reportedly pressuring TV stations to not run the spot.

Pokemon Go: A Crazy Tech Fad That Might Help Your Business

adage.com — The world is in upheaval. China and the Philippines are squabbling over a patch of ocean. The European Union is about to be rent asunder by Brexit. Even as the country struggles with the sort of racial tension not seen since 1968, the U.S.

Poll: If Life Hands You Lemons…

kenwheaton.wordpress.com — If Life hands you lemons ... Reckon that'll come in handy. This scurvy is a bitch. Oh well isn't Life a regular fancy lad, swanning about handing out lemons like he's the King of Citrus. I don't have room for another damn thing. Get 'em out of here. Lemonade?
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Sep 30, 2016

Did Cam Cameron land at Stanford? Because this offense is a joke.

Sep 30, 2016

RT @sarahdoody: I typed "Air France" into an article I'm writing in @GoogleDocs. Now 30 min later on my Facebook feed I'm seeing ads for Air France. #creepy

Sep 30, 2016

RT @kdakeis: Ace Hotels are the perfect physical representation of every negative millennial stereotype.

Sep 30, 2016

Purchased and read "H Is for Hawk" on e-reader thinking it was a novel. Turns out it wasn't. Oh well. Still enjoyed it. #slowontheuptake

Sep 30, 2016

RT @slarkpope: " BuzzFeed News obtained the footage from the online-only Buffalo, New York-based adult video store, Cinema Cornuco…

Sep 30, 2016

Watch the video for Robbie Williams' new single 'Party Like A Russian'  http://po.st/K6jyX4  via @NME


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