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Kiah Lau Haslett

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Charlottesville, Va.
Banking Reporter — S&P Global Market Intelligence

Banking reporter at @spgmarketintel. Midwestern nice, avid reader, runner, steak, bacon, cupcake eater + soccer lover. RTs = I think are interesting.

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@khaslett — 1,470 followers, 23,027 tweets

The new Nebraska license plates looks like West Virginia’s, and that’s not a compliment.
I asserted to my mom that Christmas Shoes is the worst holiday song and she told me it reminded her of buying new shoes to bury her mom in and I just wonder why do I do this to myself.
Guys my parents don’t have any lights or a Christmas tree up and I couldn’t be more proud
Another distinctly midwestern thing I have observed when I travel home are people with those bags with the name of a city plastered all over them. Think WASHINGTON DC or NEW YORK CITY over and over. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
I’m waiting at my gate for my flight back to Omaha and there is legit someone wearing shorts and flip flops and a different person wearing a scrunchi, so it’s like I never left.
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