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Oct 20, 2017

RT @RespectfulMemes: [Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here

Oct 18, 2017

RT @jaketapper: "Low" would be sexually harassing staffers and then getting fired for it -- humiliated in front of the world. Now T…

Oct 17, 2017

RT @TylerHuckabee: We don't appreciate Nick Offerman nearly as much as we should.

Oct 13, 2017

RT @yokoono: Work on your creative projects. It will give you some peace.

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