I'd like to host a cooking show in which I cook breakfast foods while telling bad jokes. I'd call it Griddle Me This. Contact: kirstin@mentalfloss.com

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@KirstinFawcett — 614 followers, 9,585 tweets

Jun 18, 2017

Sorry, @lindsaytotty, this asthmatic thinks she's found a new boyfriend. His name is Mr. Net I. Pot.

Jun 15, 2017

RT @caitlin__kelly: PUT THIS LEDE IN EVERY JOURNALISM TEXTBOOK UNTIL THE END OF TIME (h/t and many thanks to @brianMT)…

Jun 15, 2017

@AbigailWise @AmeliaArvesen Looks like you were bread for success, Abby. (In all seriousness, that looks amazing.)

Jun 14, 2017

@rachelegross @SmithsonianMag Meet @shaunacysays, Mental Floss's unofficial poop correspondent. (I'm not joking.)

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