My top 3 favorite things are as follows: Melted cheese, the beach and christmas music. That's pretty much my life.

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@deets — 767 followers, 9,789 tweets

Started the day with corned beef & mustard cream cheese on an everything bagel. @Emcbagels is everything you hear it is and more. #carblife #whole30
Whoa, dude asking me about parking, I watch way too much Law & Order SVU for strangers to just talk to me willy nilly like that.
@PhlyGunner @SantaUnited Pete and his wife Martha are top-notch humans. Love them!
RT @CassandraYoung: Once I learn how to meal prep, work out daily, fix my sleep schedule, get a handle on my finances, do my taxes, buy…
Belief in ghosts is never more real than when you're at the office first or last.
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