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Kristen Howerton

Orange County, CA
Founder, Rage Against the Minivan

Writer. Lapsed psychotherapist. Fan of awkward conversations about race & religion. Skilled catastrophizer. Can probably beat you in a musical theater sing-off.

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@kristenhowerton — 23,147 followers, 26,186 tweets

When you are so freaking annoyed that they cannot remember a simple rule that you've gone over and over with them (and it even rhymes!) that you just go ahead and make a note in your phone that you can easily print so they can write the sentences that mi…  http://ift.tt/2G07SvD  https://t.co/qHIRdf9CYG
Dispatches from the middle school dance: they all know the Cupid Shuffle but THESE YOUTHS DO NOT KNOW THE WOBBLE.
Hymns. Followed by a cheesy love song karaoke all-skate. You know you wanna.  http://ift.tt/2Dz43Pw  https://t.co/LJHxezaZaa
When your mom is running the photo booth at the middle school dance and you are just not here for her shenanigans 😂
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