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RT @TheOnion: Roy Moore Retires From Politics To Spend More Quality Time With Someone's Kid
RT @KamalaHarris: Congratulations, @GDouglasJones! So proud to welcome you as Alabama’s newest U.S. Senator. This shows Democrats can…
With apologies to Dr. Seuss: You nauseate me, Mr. Moore With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Moore You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce #thegrinchwhowantstostealAlabama #AlabamaSenate
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