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Lareese Craig

Freelance Writer — Freelance, soFeminine
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Blogger @ | I smile at other people's dogs too much. All hair flicks & chins my own // Founder of local charity #BrightonUpMyDay 💫

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And then she sacked off the ball for a bippity boppity bucket of chicken and a Lush bath bomb to boot.
Waiting for your phone to stop ringing so you can do the normal thing and text them back.
I’ve had such a productive day not doing the things I was meant to do today. Like dropping 3 bin bags of clothes off to the charity shop. I got as far as the car, dumped them in there & then slammed the door and went to meet a sexy little sausage roll in…
‘tis the season when anyone with normal tear ducts can enjoy dazzling sunshine & cold fresh air, while the rest of us deal with juicer-than-ya-average pupils, leaking and spluttering tears at the first sign of oxygen. I’ve just smothered my angry pink ey…
When an owner isn’t giving a dog satisfactory levels of attention ⠀ Me: Not on my watch, fool. ⠀ ⠀ I remember the first watch I ever had and how protective I was over it, lol. It was a purple Timex with bright pink flowers and a lavvvly fabric strap …
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