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Lauren Parker

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El Segundo, CA
Talent Coordinator, The Rich Eisen Show and Central Talent Booking
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@laurenpierogi — 204 followers, 3,586 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

LAX: Spends $613 million on "modernization" renovations for the airport, yet still doesn't have an efficient system for Uber and Lyft pick-ups. The current system seems to be an afterthought and the worst one of any airport.

Nov 17, 2017

Engagement ring in the bottom of a champagne glass? No. On a plate of dessert? Nope. In a normal jewelry box? Ehh. In a bowl of guacamole? HELL YES. Buried under a plate of nachos? EVEN BETTER.

Nov 16, 2017

When I go into someone's bathroom and see they use scratchy, 1-ply toilet paper, I just want to scream at them, "WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY YOUR LIFE?!?"

Nov 13, 2017

RT @WHDLASD: Yes, you just heard fireworks. We're ok. Carry on. (And hug your pet.) #Boom https://t.co/MXRYZNKRul

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