Bob Delmont's Vague Impossible Question

So here is my bio, in case you were interested. I was born in raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Black and gold runs through my veins. My High School was even Black and Gold at North Allegheny! Go Tigers! . Never went to one game, the highlight there was being in a musical. "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." Yes i sang.....badly. Why was it the highlight?.....I stole the coat and sold it on E-bay. 50 bucks.I went to I.U.P. college......Indiana University of Pennsylvania.