Freelance writer/video queen. Awkward, but endearing will be written on my gravestone.

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@lizdennerlein — 1,140 followers, 7,913 tweets

Guys, I googled myself and discovered I’m in the works cited of a book. You all should Google yourselves.
Was just called “mad old” by a 19 year old. He said in five years I’ll be drinking wine, going on cheese tasting dates and watching soap operas. Joke’s on him because I already do all that.
Trying to figure out if I'm a hater or if I'm just better than everyone.
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