Freelance writer/video queen. Awkward, but endearing will be written on my gravestone.

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@lizdennerlein — 1,140 followers, 7,934 tweets

Congratulations to Michael, the recipient of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Monmouth & Middlesex Counties' Beyond School Walls Program 2018 Big of the Year!  http://bit.ly/mikebbbs 
My therapist told me I need to date a nice nerd and I almost threw $1,000 at her on the spot because I'm pretty sure she just solved all my problems.
Get a tattoo every time a guy ghosts you.
"We can survive being hit by an arrow, so long as we don't shoot too many into ourselves in return."  http://bit.ly/2mCtd5E 
"We can survive being hit by an arrow, so long as we don't shoot too many into ourselves in return."  http://bit.ly/2Dq561I 
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