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Lizzie Catt

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Sep 22, 2017

@ben_benjamin3 I put off the online food shop even longer than I avoid going to the petrol station.

Sep 22, 2017

I'm pretty sure that my be-knickered arse in a sheer pencil skirt is one of the harbingers of the Apocalypse in most religious texts.

Sep 22, 2017

Is the amount of time required for pre-sleep chores proportional to age? I used to clean my teeth and pass out, now I have a to-do list.

Sep 22, 2017

@sharonlhanley We had a briefing at the school about nits and worms, can't wait! 😱

Sep 22, 2017

She started nursery on Tuesday, made a new friend on Wednesday, came home with a fever on Thursday, off school on Friday #craaaaigdavid

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