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@LuxAlptraum — 11,021 followers, 44,842 tweets

Nov 22, 2017

“When you’re with someone who’s obsessed with Instagram, it’s kind of like being alone.” - my friend Aliza

Nov 22, 2017

@roseveleth I mean it's definitely situational (and you have to be wearing socks), but in certain circumstances I'll allow it.

Nov 22, 2017

@mslopatto I don't even allow for the Keanu exception

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