Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backward like Kris Kross.

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@grouchoseyebrow — 584 followers, 1,562 tweets

Nov 14, 2017

Saw a mouse in my favorite coffee shop this morning he looked like Fivel but I can’t let that distract me from burning the entire building to the ground

Nov 13, 2017

Thanks guys it’s going very well and we’re really happy together

Oct 31, 2017

The barista at Starbucks is dressed as Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents and honestly I'm feeling it

Oct 30, 2017

I've spent too much time at my desk this morning being disappointed in Kevin Spacey I need a muffin and a hug

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