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Matt Pelc

St. Cloud, Fla.
Freelance Writer — Freelance

Tigers/Lions fan imported from Detroit to Orlando. For although​ we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on this planet, we are all alone

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@mpelc — 472 followers, 13,725 tweets

Jul 26, 2017

Ever notice most clown sightings stopped in November, right around the time we elected the scariest clown ever? @realDonaldTrump

Jul 26, 2017

@MCB_johnverburg That's Avila's job. But I'd take it further, DFA Rondon. How many chances will he get to be a fuc#wad?

Jul 26, 2017

Ausmus isn't the problem. No manager could salvage this pile of steaming 💩 

Jul 26, 2017

Firing Ausmus when his contact expires in 2+ months. What's the point? 

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