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Atlas the humanoid robot now does flippin' backflips because yeah why the hell not.  https://www.wired.com/story/atlas-robot-does-backflips-now/ 
@HannahGreendale Really, if we were being honest with ourselves we would just call them kitten crabs.
@HannahGreendale Yeah...I did a talk in Italy a few days ago and I’m 90% confident “penis-fencing” didn’t translate well.
@HannahGreendale Well buckle up Hannah. Though sadly I must say there are no awestruck cats in the book.
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