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@mayorjenni — 2,039 followers, 2,498 tweets

Excuse me, but how many green juices must I buy and then never actually drink before my skin is glowing?
@Kristi_Lodge @TheMuse Thanks for reading! I’m always having to convince people of this fact.
RT @TheMuse: "I’m interested in this job because I hate my current boss. I’m sorry, I mean because I’m not going to hit my goals this year…
RT @fontburger: "Fine" should be Google calendar attending option
RT @BuzzFeed: "For too long, women have not been heard or believed if they dare speak the truth to the power of those men. But th…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/950205011723739136 
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