Okay, I low key feel a little upset over the fact that I got glanced over. To be fair, Blake Shelton can get it. He's okay looking or whatever... Obviously charming and good looking enough to land a relationship with Gwen Stefani. But... As a SUPER famous radio personality. I feel shook. I think it's a conspiracy. See, in my mind, I think People is afraid to put me on the map. They need somebody else to validate my success/good looks. They don't want to be the first people to jump onto the Colt Train.