Of course the name on the tag was Shannon! And, exactly how small are these aprons, anyway? I mean, I'm as big a fan of air conditioning as the next guy, but I'm not going to these lengths to STEAL them! Although, I do have to give this guy props for at least thinking things through! PLAISTOW, N.H. (AP) — Police say a man donned an orange Home Depot apron and posed as an employee to steal air conditioners in New Hampshire.