Saturday, October 21. 2017 If Facebook and I were a couple, we’d be so annoying with our on-again, off-again, I’m-done-with-you, I-can’t-quit-you ways. Right now, we’re broken up. I dumped Facebook yet again a couple of weeks ago. This time, I was on my phone one night scrolling through the news feed while sitting in my recliner, and it hit me, “Man, this is my new version of channel surfing on TV.” It’s like I’m glued to a screen but unable to find a good channel.