I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.In my best movie trailer voice:In the southern countryside...a young couple lives their life. Until, strange things began to happen. The truck is gone, football is not watched, tea is unsweet.As we great southern folks watch this video, we can see the horror that would become of our lives if this were to happen to us.Kale pancakes? That'll make anyone scream.Ohio State t-shirt? This is Big 12 and SEC country, dude.Hockey?