Ranch? It’s a really gosh darn good salad dressing. Christmas? It’s a really gosh darn good holiday. What happens when you combine the two? Well, apparently you get a really gosh darn good gift, but only if the person you’re giving it to really likes ranch dressing. Like, really, really, REALLY likes ranch dressing. Possibly more than life itself. Why is that? Because the gift I’m talking about is a literal, real life keg of ranch dressing. No joke, dead serious here.