It’s the kind of goal that inspires folk songs. The fact that it broke Dry January’s drought made it extra special. I’m talking about the second goal at Brighton, a game in which everything went the Blues’ way. Chelsea’s front three, Michy Batshuayi, Eden Hazard and Willian, linked up to bamboozle the Seagulls’ defenders. Willian’s shot was divine, but the build-up was mesmeric. If there’s a finer goal this month, I’ll eat my programme.