Baristas are in the news. Who is a barista? Generally defined as a person who prepares coffee or espresso at a coffee shop, but for today I am using the definition that the city officials in Everett, Wash., use: a young lady wearing a bikini who serves up coffee made to order at a drive-up coffee stand. Everett decided that it was high time to ban pretty ladies in bikinis selling coffee. After all, who can be in favor of that?