AREN MORRIS is in Hawaii this week for a songwriter's festival. And as everyone knows, you can't leave that state without posting at least one photo of yourself in a swimsuit. She did, and she looked absolutely lovely. I wish that were the end of the story, but no, some Internet troll accused her of having a boob job . . . and then added, quote, "fake boobs are disgusting." Here's where the story DOES get better, because her comeback was completely original.