Since Charlie Mullins — the brains, Rod Stewart barnet and pin-stripe suit behind Pimlico Plumbers — threw his Mario cap into the ring as Mayor of London, we wonder what the city might look like under his reign. Mullins is a man who, in his own words, is "direct, opinionated, controversial, no-nonsense" — qualities he believes the incumbent mayor lacks. Mullins will Get. Things. Done.