Like, seriously. An actual, real-life wizard. Yes, dear reader, we know that he doesn’t look much like Harry Potter. If anything, he looks a bit like how one would imagine Ron Weasley may look during a particularly testing mid-teen ‘rebellious phase’. Oh, and we know that he probably can’t cast spells, or make things disappear, or do any of the other dastardly deeds that you’d commonly associate with your everyday master of the dark, dangerous and/or forbidden arts.